Every game created by White-Wolf has one tribe/breed/tradition that either refuses to fight, or doesn't do it well. Thought these groups may provide an excellent role-play experience, they just can't hack the inevitable fighting that occurs in our favourite Gothic-Punk settings. The Tome, after many seconds of debating has selected the most whimpy, whiny factions that are present in the World of Darkness today. Thank-you and welcome to:


 

5. Celestial Chorus (Mage) : So, they're not that bad but Mage had to be included. Seriously, when you've just discovered you can alter reality at a whim who cares about the One? Huh? Screw the One and spend your time cranking up more spheres.

4. Innocents (Hunter): Seriously, I would rather be play a Bystander than an Innocent. The Bystanders are scared shitless of something they've never seen before, so they don't act. The Innocents on the other hand, get abilities, do nothing with them and impede the progress of Hunters who acutally want to do something!

3. Daughters of Cacaphony (Vampire): They can sing, they can dance, after all this is France! That'll really win them the Jyhad. It was a struggle between these guys and the Salubri, but at least the Saulot has something up his sleeve. Kick those Tremere bitches! As for the Daughters.....

2. Children of Gaia (Werewolf): Garou are the claws of Gaia. They kicked the crap through the Vampires, the other Betê and mortals. The Children of Gaia ended all that. If they hadn't stopped the Impregium the WoD wouldn't be such a Wyrm-ridden hell-hole. Go cry in a corner CoG while the Werewolves take the fight to the Wyrm.
 

...And Tome's Award for "Pansiness Above and Beyond" goes to:
 

1. Any Changeling (Guess): I hate Changeling, that's why it isn't on this page. Look! Faries and they're twinkling about on beautiful wings with sparkles in their hair! Yippee! ~Shudders~ Just writing that makes me want to get out my Wraith book.